Wasteland Observer

Oct 12, 2291. 5¢aps
News From The Wastes!

Ronto Riots Pacified; Pitt forces march on motor city

Lord Ashur's reforms may falter, but his vision is still clear: The Pitt is a regional hegemon after having subdued Ronto, steadily expanding west to dominate the Ohio River Valley, and clearing the Ohio River as it does. An industrial powerhouse by the standards of the wasteland, and a primary exporter of new ammo on the East Coast, the Pitt's favor has weight.

With the last pockets of resistance to Ashur's new order in Ronto finally stomped out, the Lord of the Pitt has set his sights on Motor City and its rumored pre-war industrial stockpiles.

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The Bayou Cure: The First Consul's Lost Scientific Miracle

The forgotten fruit of the First Consul's research to try and make Orleans a more livable place, the Bayou Cure --lost at the time First Consul's death-- is said to be a revolutionary form of protection to the high levels of ambient radiation of the Bayou. If the rumors are true, the Cure could change the entire face of the Gulf Coast.

Radiation is the biggest obstacle to re-development in the wasteland, but especially in the Gulf Coast. While importing punga fruit and general reconstruction have allowed Orleans to rise from the rubble, radiation still sharply limits lifespans and livability in the Bayou and radioactive areas outside the city.

According to the legend, the First Consul studied one of the most radiation-prospering species in the wastelands, a species that not only survives in radiation but thrives in it: the common ghoul. Taking it one step further, the First Consul also researched how and why Ghouls go feral, in an attempt to stop that fate for Orleans' largest minority.

The Cure is believed to be a serum that can give anyone a ghoul's ability to metabolize low levels of radiation without the skin-loss and threat of going feral. Not a one-time remedy but an enduring trait, anyone who partakes the Cure would be safe from the lower levels of ambient radiation of the Gulf Coast and Bayou.

The Cure could change the entire face of the Gulf Coast.

With such a treatment, widespread colonization of not only Orleans, but the entire Gulf Coast could begin much more easily. As the serum purportedly requires products of the Bayou, Orleans would be perfectly placed to capitalize on a position of strength as the sole supplier of such a serum.

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Pan-Atomic Canal Restoration unleashes new era of Atlantic-Pacific Trade

Created before the Great War, the United States decided they needed a bigger Panama canal to move troops and ships from one side to the other. As expanding the Panama canal and building new locks would take too long and cost too much, they used nukes to blow one through Nicaragua. Regardless, when the bombs fell and the Panama locks were destroyed, the Pan-Atomic Canal was the only link between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans left.

Though the Great War saw it closed due to debris, the Blue Water Monopoly have invested a great deal of money, manpower, and salvaged nuclear devices to re-open the Pan-Atomic Canal. Since then they have maintained a significant military presence on the canal, securing their monopoly of Atlantic-Pacific trades with an iron fist, and have used it to trade as far north as the Baja Territories and as far south as Chincha Islands.

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Lyons declares treeminders to be protected class

the capital wasteland has seen a population boom since the activation of the Aqua Purifier, and the rise of clean water has turned it into one of the most significant regions on the East Coast. New communities have risen, and the Brotherhood of Steel is the organizer of a loose confederation of settlements securing and distributing water. Wastelanders from across the continent have headed towards the capital in pursuit of the legendary Aqua Purae, and salvage efforts have intensified.

Elder Sarah Lyons, who ascended to leadership after the death of her father, Owyn Lyons, has led the Brotherhood towards a proactive role in the Capital Confederation. Most recently, she has publicly announced the Treeminders to be under Brotherhood protection, stating: "The Treeminders have been essential in cultivating the regrowth of wasteland. In recognition of their efforts, it shall be known that any attack on the Treeminders or their works will be seen as an equivalent attack on the Brotherhood, and be responded to accordingly."

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Oct 12, 2291. 5¢aps
News From The Wastes!

"Greatest Living Show in the wasteland" opens its doors to the rich and the brave

The Carnival: With working rides, live exotic animals, real actors in death-defying stunts, not to mention plenty of treats, prizes, and costumes; the Blue Waters have begun running a boat service for tourists to visit the Greatest Show (Left) On Earth, located in the central Floridian Bayou.

A variety of tasks are also available for any aspiring performers to pursue, twisted and often-lethal versions of classic feats of daring, such as:

  • A daring marksman show, where contestants try to shoot the apple from each other's heads.
  • An explosively fun dodge ball game, in which teams throw sticky bombs at each other.
  • A haunted house themed survival challenge, where participants must survive against a masked slasher.

Naturally the more dangerous the task, the greater the rewards for the winners. [#]


Lyons declares treeminders to be protected class

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Many believe this to be in response to the Apostles of the Eternal Light scandal, where a splinter sect of the Children of Atom was found to be irradiating Aqua Purae given to them by the Brotherhood before distributing it to innocent immigrant wastelanders.

Any attack on the Treeminders or their works will be seen as an equivalent attack on the Brotherhood, and be responded to accordingly.

The scheme was discovered by a member of the Treeminders, who had recieved some of the tainted Aqua Purae for irrigating a nearby grove, and recognized the toxic effects of radiation on the plants. As Aqua Purae acts as a foundation for trade and civilization in the region, maintaining public trust in the resource was deemed paramount. The Brotherhood promptly eliminated the Apostles of Eternal Light and all their followers with little hesitation.

This scandal was notable, as ever since Captain Supermutant approached the supermutant army and Talon Company and convinced them to leave the Capital Wasteland, the region has otherwise never been safer. In exchange for the Aqua Purae, the Blue Waters bring all manner of trade goods and salvaged technology from abroad, stabilizing the Capital Confederation's resources as they focus on ecological renewal.

Lord Ashur of the Pitt has also made overtures of opening up trade with the region, but his social policies cause the abolitionist communities of the Capital Confederation to oppose it. Although challenges and shortages may persist, thanks to all the wastelanders migrating to it, the region is an optimistic success story of post-Fallout recovery. [#]


Ronto Riots Pacified; Pitt forces march on motor city

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With the trog cure finally being developed and spread, the Pitt is at last regaining population self-sufficiency and stabilization. Slavery no longer exists, technically, and theoretically anyone can join the military, but woe to the workers who remain the lower class. While slavery is no longer needed, the slavers are not so easy to get rid of- Ashur's enforcers, too strong to remove, seem to have become the top of a brutal caste system that exploits and oppresses the weak.

Lord Ashur claims that his forces represent the ever forward march of progress and industry, as seen by the glow of industrial furnaces and shine of steel rails left in their wake. Though it may be the work of decades, Ashur has visions of trading the Pitt's steel across the continent, accelerating the rebirth of the wasteland. [#]


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